Friday, August 12, 2011

Hearken! sequel : Facepalm

Salam people.

Damn, now I know why I'm easily depressed and oversensitive. Its in my hand.(hand. hand.*echoes.got it? nevermindddd) More precise, on my palm. *slap myselfff*

I went thru some stuffs(??) and I found this.

My palm is like 20x bigger than this. Could serve as wrestling arena for small animals -_____-

Okaaayhh, the thing is I do have this line on my palm. Ugly ones, the iron chain-like it says. God, fuglyyehh description. Then it further explains that whoever got this line is....


.Jeng




.Jeng






.Jeng




Scary much? Nahhhh. It just said that "If the Love Line has a shape of iron chain, it indicates moody, depressed and overly sensitive." Gaaahhhhhh. SEEEE. EXACTLYYEHHHH. Am I lucky or what? Pfft.

But then, I'm a muslim and this thing is purely for fun. I don't trust this thing 100% (fine, may be like 15%.hehe) The bottomline is, it is not your palm, mole, fingers or your !@#$%^ even that reflects who you are. It is up to YOU to decide who you really are. Never wait for other people to pat your back, pat it yourself, it'll shows that you appreciate yourself more than others do.

Err. I believe this is vain. (wrong picturehhh. NEXT!)

People (sometimes) stink you know (esp when they forgot to put on some deodorant. *hey,whatthaff) No, I mean 'stink' the other way. Okay fine, I'll say it = SUCK. (I could imagine seeing a page of the buku amaln baik Ramadhan being tored right now Y.Y)

For example, this young man who never used shampoo. Its a miracle if he knows what soap is. (KRRKK *another page being tored. Fine. FINE.)

I got to go or else, the buku amalan will get thinner and thinner. T.T


















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