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Salam.

everything got hikmah.
save the best for the last.

these two keep me going.

Cleaning and Reading?

Salam bloggies!

Alahai. It has been soooo long. *cough* Oh, see. Spiderwebs everywhereee. Naissss.

Still got less than a month to go before the holiday ends. Yay. And there are still a lot of things to do. Wait a minute, what thing actually eh? Eating of course. Heh. Eh, I have reputation to keep okay.

So, I came back for the highly anticipated hols (yeah,whatevs) surrounded by a handful of scoundrels..cats actually. And then my mum told me that she adopted TWO more cute creatures. My head screamed, More sleeping partners! Hurray! (as long as they are not thumping on my tummy to wake me in the morn. It is never cute to mess with my fatty tummeyh. Rawr!


   

This is me when my cats are thumping on my tummyeh. GO AWAAAYY!

Anyway, I went to my grandma's house and then I realized that all my nieces, nephews, cousins who are still in their cute-smelling-diappy before,(I mean, before the last sem started) have grown into sprinting toddlers instead! Sprinting, with those chubby legs. Aum. Eh, wait, I have those legs too.(but full of cellulite) *down*

      

Even the musical highness, Lady Gaga got cellulite you know. I wonder is this a fashion statement? Are cellulite IN these days? OMG, I am so fcukin fashionable!

Neverminddd, hey, you know what, I came across this greatgreatgreat book about revenge (last week I think while book-browsing). But the story is kinda sad, because although the heroine got what she wanted, she dies eventually.

THE LOVE

The story is about this beautiful fat girl (Annie) who has very low self esteem. Her flirty best friend (Iris) has no great rack like hers but was bestowed upon with more graceful figure and an agreeable look. So, story begun when Annie had this big crush on one of her lecturemate, Ian who happens to be a playboy. Annie knew of his wild reputation but continue to like him anyway as she believed that Ian was not a typical guy who depend on looks over mind-or-whatsoever. Next, she went to a party after had been dragged (literally) by Iris and Iris has also promised Annie to get a chance with Ian that night. With a sigh of relief, the night went well and shockingly, Ian came to her and they became friends. They talked and teased all night and Ian said that he never met a girl like her. But two weeks later, the rumors spread that Ian was sleeping with Iris and they had became a couple. Talk about backstabbing-shameless-bitches. eh?

                         

                                                  

                                                     HEY IRIS!YUHUUUUUUU!!!

THE HATE

Annie continue her friendship with both Iris and Ian while trying so damn hard to hide her excruciatingly-painful feeling of betrayal. Another unfortunate event came; Annie was diagnosed with a rare-terminal illness. At first, she was so devastated. She took a long holiday and afterward, she regarded the illness as a bless as she lost a lot of weight. Then, her plan of revenge started to unravel. And it was yummeyh. From there, we can see what a jerk Ian is, Iris's jealousy and her preparedness towards her own death. When I read further,   it was revealed that Ian is not as jerky as we expected and it was sad to see that he couldn't change God's fate and eventually had to let go of his first love. Haiyo, very depressing lah actually this book.

THE LESSON

For those who are feelin kinda suicidal, I do recommend you to read this book as it will speed up the process. Blimie. Kid, kid. And the most devastating part of this story which I do allowed you guys to strangle me is that I FORGOT THE TITLE OF THE F****** BOOK. PUNGGUNG BIJAK I KNOWWWW. ISHHHHHHH

I was shopping in haste the other day, and while I'm reading my mum was yelling on the other side of the mall which was embarrassing and that was how I met my mum. hah. Crazy day. Ish. Regret. Regret. Eh, my brain starts working, tummyeh too.

But my eyes stop working. And I need to close them for a while.